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Or is smart enough to know after reading what they can do, most people don’t go on to read the don’t do this or you will die part.

Part of that is until recently pork was free range and exposed to trichinosis, and an overly aggressive cook was assigned to prevent the debilitating infection. 137 Degrees was safe but as people didn’t use thermometers frequently in the past well done was recommended. Thank factory farming for eliminating the…

They have escalated the War on Christmas by having a counteroffensive Thanksgiving by decorating early, it is up to the resistance to react to it. I will fight back by playing “They ain’t making Jews Like Jesus anymore” on my car ride home so they remember what Christmas is about, that and my South Park Christmas…

You have to pick them before they ripen to get the small ones, just like zucchini. Leave them on the vine long enough and you get bologna

Don’t give up yet, the onions in the seasoning may be doing it you. As my old dad taught me, anyone who doesn’t like cats hasn’t had on cooked properly.

as the son of a rich white guy living in 2019,

It’s not the can’t, it’s the Type 2 Diabetes.

Pie tins are tin, glass baking dishes are glass, so the only acceptable pie tin is made from tinned metal, though I prefer borosilicate glass baking dishes.

Here’s a real tough one. I am the baker in the family, every time I say I am going to make a pie, my wife says “ I want Cherry Pie” I hate cherry pie. And , as there are only two of us, I have the choice of making two pies, which is far too much for two people before they spoil, make what I want and have my wife hate…

This is a true story, about twenty years ago I was working for a seasoning company and had to go down to a now defunct company in Bristol Tennessee to run a private label company’s bologna seasoning as a multi batch test. We ran it second shift. When they got to the point where they were going to run the product…

Some would say the hat makes him all cunt.

He’s not getting groped, he’s getting his prostate checked.

Been run off the road twice this month by texters, I’ll just cook the meat to 160, your butcher gets their primal cuts from the same places the mass grinders do.

So, at this point California should take over all of the national forest land in California as they will not be paying for the cost of putting out the fires, and that they are not out there raking the forests as Big D says they do in Finland. Send big Donny the bill personally (He’s good for it, just ask his Atlantic…

I once worked for a VP who decided we needed to focus our work more, so he put Whiteboards in every lab. Most were small 2X3 feet to capture the important tasks for the day. One lab had a bare wall and a 4X8 whiteboard was placed there, it was in an out of the way corner of the lab. It became our venting board, and…

Just a question, the tag line says: Black News, Opinions, Politics and Culture.

My children had a friend named Bill Murray in high school. Not The Bill Murray but a Bill Murray, a very important distinction. One night my son and a few friends went to a Buffalo Wild wings near the home, and Bill was night manager. My son’s team won the trivia event, and got called up to collect their prize, My son…

Which brings u s back to Swift’s ‘A modest Proposal”

Shakespeare is evil! I knew that because they have to keep forcing our children to read it in school, I mean if it was good reading, no one would need to force you. Now he’s bad for the environment too.