Good news.
The Happy Hooker has seen all Star War with great frequency.
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Yet none of the twelve drinks of Dr. Sardonicus involve carbonation.

“The Big Space Fuck”
by
Kurt Vonnegut

Fat Earth works best for morbidly obese cosmological ponderings.

I am partial to Craft of Random Synod.

Britton was fourth choice after Connies Sellecca, Stevens, and Mack were unavailable.

Old Man Johnson was always cool with me.
I think he liked when i'd ride by on the motorcycle with my lady friend with the raspberry beret on a warm day.
He'd always flag us down, offering a few primo nugs, and suggesting romantic spots to bone.

The Fucking Spellcheck Institute are so very repeatedly guilty of that "no true Scatman" fallacy.

God bless Tina Yothers and Sally Struthers for indulging their carnal druthers with Scatman Crothers and giving birth to the Smothers Brothers.

Wish this was: Doris Nelson, Atomic Housewife

Do the 'lil ass abs drop dookie from multiple torso anuses in time to the beat?

Pretty to think so, but the takeaway actually is: Why yes indeed, you will most definitely be very much forcibly removed and there is not a dang thing you can do about, for any resistance will leave you bloodied and in pain, thank you again for flying the friendly cattlecar skies of immediate obedience.

Maybe when the story about O'Reilly getting his face peeled off with a linoleum knife and flushed down the toilet (after being used as paper of course) takes off, there will also be hearty chuckles scattered about in the re-telling?

Maybe there can be a scene that shows how Banthas survive by eating sand.
They really love the stuff, especially that it can be found everywhere and how the benefits of texture help in keeping bantha digestive tracts free from irritable bowel syndrome.

…an outer rimshot?

Contrary to popular opinion, the Hellfuckyes system is no mere wretched hive of scum and villainy, but rather an oasis of enlightenment in the outer rim territories.
The Hellfuckyessians are actually some of the kindest, most generous folks in the entire galaxy, and for them, The Force is LOVE.

It was touch and go for a while there, lots of sticky situations putting it out there and rising to the torque of the times.

Make Yugoslavia Oblivion's Bastinado?

You worry too much.
Solar Warden and the Blue Avians, along with the 177th Time Travel Division will save the day.

Project Poop Drop Choogler is up and running then?