WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I hope this doesn’t impact Dabo's interest in the job.

You’re hearing this more and more these days

I’ve heard Dabo mentioned for the Washington job, I think that would be a solid hire...

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

I am sorry that this was not the fun answer you sought. Once I wrest control of this column from Drew and/or he dies an unexpected, tragic death later this month, I will rename it the Respectbag and only answer emails sent by people with their shirts tucked in.