It’s not like rage and overreaction is the thing people like him feed on and rely on to remain relevant!

re-read the article, paying attention to tone. 

I checked a video of the thing functioning normally, and it doesn’t have the “airbag” line. So, in other words, they must have actually recorded backup lines which automatically kick in if the thing malfunctions. Which, honestly, is kind of hilarious.

After seeing that picture of the chop suey sandwich I think I lost my appetite for the rest of the week.  Maybe it tastes fine but it definitely doesn’t look appetizing.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

Is that you, Logan Paul?!

God, I feel like my PS1 nostalgia is actually nostalgia for that era of video game websites.

finally whips are good? as someone who has been trying to use them through dark souls history, hey, i like castlevania, and they usually aren’t great, so glad to hear they finally work (also used the threaded cane in bb, and that was a much better experience.)

what’s a shield? the best defense for everything to blast it from a distance with glintstone cometshard

But it’s not even good pee pee humor. 

This is far and away the thing I am most annoyed with - pasture management.  The other infuriating thing is: when you do a search for Pokemon, it doesn’t display the results of your search.  It displays ALL Pokemon, except the ones that meet your search criteria aren’t greyed out.  Pretty sure that’d fail the…

Uh, or Dr. Dre & Eminem. 

You’ve named nine celebrity musicians who have performed at Superbowls over the years. They were mostly performing music either on albums they were selling or while promoting an album they were selling. Now name just one background dancer who performed at any Superbowl in history who isn’t already named in this…

I don’t watch football but I know enough about the NFL to wonder why the fuck would any women still want to be involved with the league in any capacity at all when it’s clear they don’t give a fuck about anything except money. 

I’m sorry that you have to write about this middle school shit.

I don’t think anybody including the author of this piece is upset

Sadly, the Midwest is not far behind Florida in its general disregard for human life. 

I laughed bitterly at this to keep from crying. It’s a good tip that I would totally use if people in my state were still wearing masks or if I felt like I could go to a bar. Sometimes I forget that other states still have mandates like this or are still doing the bare minimum to protect others. People in my state…