It’s not like rage and overreaction is the thing people like him feed on and rely on to remain relevant!

re-read the article, paying attention to tone. 

I checked a video of the thing functioning normally, and it doesn’t have the “airbag” line. So, in other words, they must have actually recorded backup lines which automatically kick in if the thing malfunctions. Which, honestly, is kind of hilarious.

After seeing that picture of the chop suey sandwich I think I lost my appetite for the rest of the week.  Maybe it tastes fine but it definitely doesn’t look appetizing.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

Is that you, Logan Paul?!

God, I feel like my PS1 nostalgia is actually nostalgia for that era of video game websites.

finally whips are good? as someone who has been trying to use them through dark souls history, hey, i like castlevania, and they usually aren’t great, so glad to hear they finally work (also used the threaded cane in bb, and that was a much better experience.)

what’s a shield? the best defense for everything to blast it from a distance with glintstone cometshard

But it’s not even good pee pee humor. 

That. As a 35 year old who knows *of * the Rescue Rangers but didn’t necessarily had a fandom for it beyond the awesome NES game by Capcom, my interest in the movie jumped hearing two voice actors I liked than Voice Actor Person, which is kinda mean to say over a weekend where io9 had a whole “Who’s your favorite…

I’m dismissing all the bootlickers in the greys who reply to my comments, btw, but I will offer a quick explanation.

Your bad take completely ignores the absolute rights of people. In this particular case a woman that was sexually assaulted and her DNA which was sampled was ostensibly taken for the purpose of helping her. Your bad take also ignores the very real chilling effect this practice would have on sexual assault victims. So…

You can fuck right out of here with that shit.

This is far and away the thing I am most annoyed with - pasture management.  The other infuriating thing is: when you do a search for Pokemon, it doesn’t display the results of your search.  It displays ALL Pokemon, except the ones that meet your search criteria aren’t greyed out.  Pretty sure that’d fail the…

Uh, or Dr. Dre & Eminem. 

I don’t watch football but I know enough about the NFL to wonder why the fuck would any women still want to be involved with the league in any capacity at all when it’s clear they don’t give a fuck about anything except money. 

I don’t think anybody including the author of this piece is upset