I really find the ugly Christmas sweater phenomenon dispiriting. It was funny for a hot minute as a party idea, based on the notion that many of us had mothers/aunts/grandmothers that gifted us something made with far more love than good taste. But now it has become just another marketing opportunity, a chance to sell…

Normal types are usually just like animals that use biting and scratching attacks. This is just them when they’re dead.

Don’t be ridiculous. He’s a... Nintendo Switch.

Best relationship advice I ever received.

Ungrayed for useful advice, starred for “rubbing at that little nubbin.”

COVID really deprived a lot of dinner parties of your wit and charm and we’re all the better for it.

and if you keep reading you’ll see:

We can’t afford to be perceived as enemies of law and order.

SO.  CLOSE.  TO.  GREATNESS!

How dare you call my boy Jean-Ralphio mildy famous?!

My wife and I are HUGE Comedy Bang Bang fans, so most of these names are not “mild” celebrity names to us. (Also, who doesn’t know Stranger Things?) Either way, I highly recommend anyone reading this to watch the Middleditch & Schwartz improv specials on Netflix. We went to one of their live performances and I have…

Yozora in the car doesn’t RESEMBLE Noctis in the car, it’s literally the same scene. With the same dialogue. Not to mention that Yozora means Night Sky, which is essentially also what Notcis Caelum means.

Also Verum Rex means “True King.” So, y’know, decode that one. Seems like Nomura might have more than just cheeky…

Now that Tetsuya Nomura is done making more Xehanorts he can get back to his true passion: making more Soras. 

My God, I had no idea this was an option. My right thumb and index finger were doing yoga tricks trying to navigate these absurd controls.

That's what all of this company's hardware does. They make nicer versions of old consoles. 

Poor Jason Mantzoukas never had a chance in a rap battle against the Hiphopopotamus. 

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

I’m on the internet a fair bit and had no idea that there was a strike on Prime Day, so thanks for reporting on this!

Seeing as how this happened in a major metropolitan area, I think it’s time we do away with the notion that violent bigotry only happens in rural areas.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…