I assume one of them goes by Carl Jr.

Eh. I’ll grudgingly welcome him to the ranks. Not sure what men are actually being influenced by Adam Levine but sure, great. 

OMG TWINSIES! 

My family often does game hens for Thanksgiving, including today. It’s great. We each get our own little bird.

Oh hot sugar. I’d be mad at you but that adorable fop of hair keeps me coming back.

If he’s convicted, does that mean there won’t be any more articles about him?

And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. I’m hoping that all of his former “associates/former managers” who were also arrested, will turn on Rainbow Brite Chucky and cut a deal for themselves.

Bye Felicia

“...platinum-selling rap artist Tekashi 6ix 9ine...”

TBH: Other than these articles on Jezebel about his troubles with the law for the last year or so, I have never heard of this person.

The sad thing is it took me several lines before I realized he hadn’t really said those things.

Frederick Douglass.

Other recipients included Babe Ruth,

“I was not sure if we were going to keep drifting because land just kept getting farther and farther and farther away,” said Myers.

Here’s the full pic. I especially like Brett posing like a shitty 8-year-old on the first day of Second Grade at the Asshole Academy.

What the fuck did all of that pay for?

FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

Wow, you got here fast. I was wondering when the Offended Ones would show up. Someone who is not visually impaired, who suddenly must become blindfolded, would definitely act in this manner. Seeing that her character is not blind, and the circumstances of the situation don’t warrant time to have orientation mobility…