Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!

I was having trouble deciding whether Cohen or Manafort were the guy who hit the propeller and bounced off.

“I’m sort of just stayin’ up like a ship!”

It’s a sad day in Ontario, where the late Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s younger brother, Doug Ford, was just elected to lead the province. Ford is basically Trump lite, with a history of misogyny whose only clear policy platforms includes tax cuts for the rich and powerful.

And bring in a third Becky, just so the rubes get confused and won’t notice the missing mother, amirite? ;)

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

This is a terrible bear.

Sadly, and depending on what happens to this woman, I’m guessing a lot of these dogs will be put down. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to own dogs. Fuck this bitch for putting her dogs in a situation where they were allowed to run loose on a highway, she obviously doesn’t give two shits about them.

Modest proposal: Ban all marching bands, everywhere.

TOTALLY agree I hate pumpkin anything

Pumpkin pie is NASTY

The only thing more tired that people actually fulfilling the law is people *constantly* talking about Pinkham’s Law. Give it a fucking break.

The wife is a better person than I. I am not getting between my armed husband and his boyfriend. I’d be Bye Felicia-ing it right out of that house.

That top picture looks like Ariana Grande grew a beard.

Without the facial hair, I see Alicia Silverstone.

How about props to the Pirates fan kid who is standing in the aisle behind home plate mimicking the pitchers?

These are similar to the tips I have for myself for when I want to take a picture with Justin Bieber:

“I’m just like you and I communicate just like you.”

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.