God, he’s aggressively stupid. Aggressively.

Well, she would have been a real influencer, that’s for Goddamn sure.

People sure do seem to be up in arms. About a book. An Oprah bookclub book.

I think you might be surprised in the amount of overlap between “Oprah book club fans” and “voted for Trump.” Just a suspicion.

I agree with this. Those white women sitting around in this audience probably voted for Trump. If this book IN ANY WAY helps shift their viewpoint, then great. I’m sure there are a lot of other books that tell “this story” better and more authentically, but we all know these women will not be reading those books. The…

I’m not disagreeing with you, but this is an editorial staff that’s spent the entire day arguing about having sex with a large walking peanut.

You know, when I first saw and heard her I liked Tulsi Gabbard. And I have my problems with Hillary Clinton. But then someone told me about Gabbard and Syria and I read up a bit. Then I found out that Gabbard got elected to her first public office by taking a stand against Gay Marriage. Like that was her main campaign…

I think he’d tell you he’s always 100% right, but there are times when he’s, say, 190% right.

This is like when my wife and I need to decide on a movie, and I’ll pick three options and she picks one of those three options. Then we both get to say, “I already picked the movie” when it comes time to pick somewhere for dinner.

Oh, Mrs. Decker. If your husband thinks his ‘manhood’ rests on reproductive capability, then he thinks your ‘womanhood’ rests on the same capability and he’s dumping you at some point for a younger, still-fecund woman.

To be fair, they pack a lot of commercials into those three hours.

I prefer to entertain and be a friend. I don’t want to influence.

I remember a time, not that long ago, when “influencing” was simply called “being in a motherfucking commercial”.

Woman Who Lives And Dies By Branding Says Current Branding Might Kill Her

“It’s still scary to the think that there are kids who were born after the Bachelor started airing that will be eligible to vote this fall.”

The Bachelor is insanely long running but that number is a touch misleading.  They’ve had years where there was more than one season so we’re at year 18 not 24.  It’s still scary to the think that there are kids who were born after the Bachelor started airing that will be eligible to vote this fall.

But hey, it looks like they did pretty well on the wax figure of Evelyn Burdecki. Not sure why they posed it that way, though.

The Cubs won the World Series. That’s how.

If only we could find a candidate who didn’t have a dick to measure, hmmm.....