At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

I think it’s even stranger that they think all gay women want their dick too ...

I hope the evil panda promptly slashes them across the eyes so Mei can blink and say “that one I guess.”

When I’m being a regular person: Reese-is.

nah, this guy was shit going in.

I do not defend the cabbie calling those women “bitches,” “cunts,” and “whores.” Nor do I defend what was very likely a homophobic response because I’ll bet he wouldn’t have treated a straight couple with that much hostility.

I feel cheated that it wasn't W.

Photo Credit: Satan

Holy Shit, sister. Get a grip.

Boy, it sure sounds like I messed with Texas.