“We were all pleased.”

Pumpkin anything is nasty. Enough with the pumpkin shit. Keeee-ryst.

The meerkat in the lower left: “Oh, Christ. There goes Ralph again.”

Jelly-filled donuts...sad. Any other donut..awesome.

Jesus Christ. I’m in the comfort of my den, with the PC’s volume adjusted as low as possible to still be able to hear, and this man’s yelling over the lyrics is still giving me the urge to stick a knife in an electrical outlet. I can’t imagine what that poor little dog is having to endure, cooped in that car, eardrums…

I was surprised to learn that beeves is actually a word, the plural of beef. However, the three reference sites I checked indicate that it is the plural of the “meat” sense of the word. (“The food contest featured many roast beeves.”) The plural of the “grudge” sense of the word is beefs.

Yeah, the Lions pulling a lucrative contract to punish an on-air critic is reprehensible, but the Valenti love being spewed in the comment thread is ludicrous. These Valenti accolades clearly demonstrate that there are many of my fellow Detroit listeners who are seriously deluded. His biggest shtick is that he tries…

This story screams blockbuster.

You “worry” that the focus on Hot Pockets will distract from the gravity of the incident?

The Yale issue? Here? Really? Weirdest conflation of two stories I’ve ever seen.

Okay, time to out myself as an idiot. Why was Butterfield’s comment deemed condescending? Did I miss a tone? An insider Godfather reference? Was Butterfield flipping the bird as he said it?

Okay, so at first I thought he must hang to the right since he’s hanging to the left as he’s facing me. But then I noticed his tattoos were backwards, meaning he’s looking in a mirror, so now I’m all confused.

What happened to the good ol’ days when child stars faded into obscurity and lives of quiet desperation?

Germaine Greer: Kaitlyn is stealing the limelight of the other Kardashian women.

I know things cost money...but...wow. $24M to develop this place into a museum?

Some sweet talkin’ mama with a face like a gent.

Too bad he no longer sports the look of that first pic. He would be perfect for The Walking Dead.

I don’t understand why dicks keep going for Taylor Swift.

I had never thought of Kid Rock as attractive...until I saw him juxtaposed with Macaulay Culkin.

I guess beauty (deliciousness?) is in the eye of the beholder. I looked at that photo and wondered which flavor of Lipton soup envelope it came from.