It was so interesting 20 years ago, so yeah, let’s make Tori Spelling relevant again.

So almost 1 a.m. EST on September 23. I go to Yahoo, and at the top of the “trending on Yahoo” list is Adolf Hitler. Don’t EVEN want to know what that’s all about.

The best part of waking up...is Alabama in the dumps. (Everybody now.)

Weird. I wasn’t noticing a problem with u’s or punctuation marks, but I was noticing that all upper case e’s were being bolded. I brought up this same post on my other laptop (which I’m using now to reply) and that freaky phenomenon went away! So it’s clearly some setting on the other laptop that is not reading the…

“The judge in Davis’s case has made it clear that if Davis continues to violate state and federal law, he will hold her in contempt again.”

What’s the deal with Ref 67? He is clearly doing nothing but waiting for the violence to happen so he can throw his flag.

Reading a lot of these comments and wondering how it is that we smugly consider ourselves the evolved ones.

Holy Jesus...that Henrietta book mentions “cervix,” a thing that appears when a woman takes her clothes off? Then it MUST be porn! What’s that? The cervix doesn’t appear when a woman takes her clothes off? Well, yeah, but that word contains the letter “v” (yep, like in “vagina”....oh the porn!) And the letter “x”…

Least interesting episode EVER of “Death is Not an Option.”

There are photos of corgis. How is a rational “cute-loving” being supposed to respond?

I’m an aged (1985, sigh) university poli sci major (oh yeah, you should be mega-impressed!) so I should know better, but:

“real anger”

So what is the fucking end game here? She keeps getting tossed in and out of jail until her term expires (which will never happen because the Rowan County idiotocracy will continue to vote her into office even after she is dead and buried)?

THIS IS HUGE! (said no one, anywhere)

“I refuse to sit silently”

Wait. Russell Brand hasn’t let himself go? Oh, holy fuck.

Oh, exquisite torture. Writhing in my seat the entire clip, basking in the absurd awkwardness. Please make this a weekly feature.

I’m good for halfsies. Let’s git er done!

“It’s unclear how Brown knew there were men in the crowd”

Oh, Jesus, no! Attendees refer to this experience as being “Burned?” Just...no!