“a community of like minded souls where nobody scorns you for your outlandishness, where idiosyncrasies are celebrated not scorned”

Better audio or it didn’t happen.

So I had to do a Google search to get an explanation of why Billy Corgan is wearing a habit. Thanks for that.

The title literally promised a fatality and the article literally did not deliver one. I wanted a whacked out story of a man who went on a murderous rampage after hearing the hypnotically-planted trigger phrase “You do not need to respond.”

Horrible museum customers? Us vs. them labor-management culture? Holy shit, not only does that sound like a good BCO spin-off, it sounds like a great TV sit-com (maybe starring Amy Poehler, now that Parks and Recreation ended).

I want to publish under the byline of “Showbusiness Reporter.” It absolutely SCREAMS “douchebag with press privileges.”

Dude is rockin’ a pretty cool hat, though. Probably the only reason I paused to look.

Wow. This was a really long article. I only made it to the first utterance of “NBA” and then checked out.

I know defense attorneys are supposed to do everything in their power to advocate for their client, but when the client decides the best defense is to blame his toddler kids for accidental porn downloads...yeah, that’s when I completely forgive an attorney for letting a client tighten his own noose.

Admittedly off-topic, but holy shit: Go to his FB page and look at the “End Infanticide” bill he is contemplating. (He posted it roughly a day ago. I sense he is trying to steer his “base” away from the scandal.)

“Power was restored within half an hour...” For 135,000 people. And yet, for some reason, when power goes out to 60,000 people in my area, you may as well plan on camping in your house for at least 18 hours.

Worst. Gay. Porn. Ever.

This kitty can block my shot anytime.

No, no, no, no no! Do NOT encourage the Trebek!

Bob’s personal disappointment with Strop is so...palpable. Bob is beyond redemption and should be retired before he ends up in Brian Williams territory.

I’m supposed to give credence to his complaint about “somersaults of statutory interpretation” when he uses phrases like “jiggery-pokery” in a Supreme Court decision?

Dear Alex Nystrom...please allow me to introduce you to Ellen Laviolette. Unlike you, Alex, the fearless Ellen is not afraid to say DAIRY QUEEN without wetting her pants. Jesus fucking christ, you assholes who feel the need to disguise the name of a former employer. (Fucking Dairy Queen no less.) They have no power…

Completely unacceptable use of the SQUEE tag.

I’m on board with most of Bill’s takes on the issues, but I usually cringe when he starts issuing judgments about women.

Serious question: Are there any prohibitions on cellphone discussions between the dugout and the bullpen? Is the batphone really the only approved means of transmitting oral messages between these two locations?