True, I can’t disprove her theory. Her theory’s invalidity, for me, is a matter of faith.

In her theory, you’re a “foreigner” and your country is undeserving of any attention from God.

I know you expressed reservations about making the argument, but I cannot let it pass...”heat of the moment?” The provocation was a messed-up drive-thru order....at a freakin’ Taco Bell. People with fuses THAT short truly need to be segregated from the rest of society.

OMG, this puppy. I want to hurt whoever made this puppy look this sad. I want names so that I have asses to kick.

Once again, there’s controversy about the Mason-Dickson line.

The wicket witch called. She wants her flying monkey back.

Boehner called. He wants his orange glow back.

That "new thang" that the boy sings about...sure got old fast.

Jaden Smith has made the Rorschach test obsolete.

I feel cheated that it wasn't W.

Fuck that guy. Seriously, I wish they had suddenly turned into Hulk piggies and eaten him from foot to head, in 60 seconds. (Now THAT would go viral!)

Best SNL skit in quite a while.

Holy shit. This happened all the way back to, um, four days ago? I...am...soooooo.....fucked!

That's the only thing that doll says? There's not a "shuffle" mode where it randomly picks from a limited recorded inventory of different quotes/songs? Why, oh why, would anyone ever buy such a thing? That doll gets a one-day (at most) attention span , even from a toddler.

"No evidence they are capable of emotion"...MY ASS!

So the word "Bieber" is, itself, a joke, right? Hasn't the 15 minutes gone geometrically beyond generous by this time?

Way too many words. I don't get it.

Oh, c'mon. All fights are about songs. Which is why singing, and music, should be considered crimes against humanity.

P.S. Thank you Jezebel, for alerting me to this happening.

Oh sweet, Jesus! I believe in karma and fate and all that stuff because, at exactly 7:59 pm, I read this post, and realized I was about to miss the airing of my favorite holiday show ever. So I rushed out to the DVR and hit "insta-record" (or whatever that magical orange button on my remote is called) and whammo! …