Better yet, try synching him up with some Lou Holtz commentary.

If I heard the announcer correctly, the chihuahua was named Killer. So I think the doxie was just trying to protect the other dogs. (Okay, okay. I own two doxies. I may have a bias...)

Is it just me...or does Rex Hodge seem to be "phoning it in?" And at the end, pointing out that the slur has been removed from the map..."apologetic?"

Prediction: Nothing but funky ass teeth in my nightmares tonight.

"Students were allowed to leave the classroom before the demonstration..." So it was announced ahead of time that a teacher would be killing a live animal in class? And nobody in a position of authority thought it might be wise to, um, postpone this lesson pending further deliberation?

Not sure which irritated me more: the stupidity of this park's rule or the aspersion that was cast on people who use photos of their small dogs as their Facebook profile.

Maybe my browser is fucked up...but is there something to listen to? I'm just seeing a still photo and a soundless gif.

Londoners get one game a year...and it had to be THIS one?

Unbeknownst to her, the fake rat is possessed by an evil spirit that will transform her household into a den of murderous rage. Buddy's trying to warn her and she's all "silly doggie...it's okay." I hope Buddy escapes before the rampage begins.