Glad football won’t get in the way of snowboarding anymore.

Vaping and a D-Bags jersey: checks out, Captain.

Is this really gonna help though?

“What if, there’s like...an alternate Universe where I’m beloved and not a complete disappointment to progressives?”

I imagine the Chechen rebels and hostages in that Moscow theater went out in a similar fashion.

Hmm. Yardwork in khakis...

Here's hoping he prank calls Scott Walker from beyond the grave.

This looks like a public restroom on the National Mall.

Dear God, check out his music: weird synth and guitar based Eye of the Tiger instrumental schlock. Or maybe home-made porn music?

Raiders are used to Gruden being a few cards short of a full deck.

They say it’s a game of centimeters.

I’m sure there’s a market-based solution for that meteor hurtling towards the planet.

I would shell out $20 for Monopoly: Late Stage Capitalism Edition.

It’s always the quiet ones:

How does this kid’s job require a chair?

“Lord forgive them. They don’t know what they are doing.”

Why does it feel like the only winner here is Tom Perez?

Is this lady what everyone in DC is like? What a way to live.