“𝘐’𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘐’𝘮 𝘥𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘬,” 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘓𝘺𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘢 𝘝𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘦-𝘥𝘺𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘢 𝘝𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵.

Should have gotten Ray Liotta to walk out of the corn between innings.

Didn’t spiderweb tattoos originally have a connection to incarceration or white supremacist gangs therein? Maybe it’s lost that meaning but I probably wouldn’t have inked an iron cross or something similar on him.

God, that is so...um, straight.

You know how they feel about anything gas related...

Skeksi

If he’s after more blood of the young he’s aligned himself with the wrong party. At least according to Pizzagate.

You know Ronda, when you point fingers there's four and a half fingers pointing back at you.

From your paw to your maw, the claw never thaws.

“Take it from me, it's not like I married for love!"

C’mon, eBay. How else am I supposed to show school spirit as a Bring’em Young alumnus. 

If I was huffing the fumes from all that shoe polish in my hair I wouldn't be able to remember anything either.

PSST: Nobody remind them that DC will be underwater around the time that Greenland “opens up”.

Seems like the plot of the next great Iranian chick flick.

That grin after doubling(?) against Baltimore is the best.

Can his staff start slipping him penicillin or is it too late once your brain is a Swiss melt?

Prima Nocta is included in the fine print for any Mar-a-Lago hosted weddings, prom parties, quinceañeras, or bat mitzvahs.