The SNL video shoot: "More urine in the fog machine!"

You can’t spell “Jim Spanfeller”without “Jean sperm fill.”

If Gase can sleep without eyelids Osemele can certainly practice with one good shoulder.

Starting to think Anchorman was a documentary.

“Hey, can you pick up some cat food tomorrow?”

Love Farrow’s work but having two gorgeous parents dooms you to looking like a Gattaca kid.

I’m suddenly hungry for a couple seafood towers.

Will they continue playing “Dueling Banjos” every time the camera pans the crowd?

She looks amazing for 34.

If I had to pick a commissioner who looked likely to shape shift it would be Adam Silver.

Dick Harpootlian: an obvious anagram for A Lit Dick Harpoon.

Richie is gonna want to get a head of this story.

I hope he didn’t ask if they’re both familiar with Deep Throat.

Similar to Karen Pence’s “No kiss from Mother” glare.

It was a Burfict call.

Just give equal time to the Lizard People.

I’d be bent out of shape too.

Can’t see Pete without thinking of this movie.

The refs ruled it was a spleen hit.