A couple miles jogging without gold bond and my moist underbrush starts burning up.

Curves hard to the right.

This type of violence is a direct result of all the Mumford and Sons the kids are listening to these days.

Chuck Palahniuk: “I am David’s liver. I absorb whiskey. I explode.”

Steve Irwin feels his pain. “CROIKEY, THAT SMAHTS!!!”

“Hollywood Milfs in Chains: College Emissions”

Only Nick Saban is willing to do what the Beast do.

“...Seeing Biden crumpled to the ground, the fiery gaze of Neera Tanden glides effortlessly across Mordor until its eye fixes sharply on Pete Buttigieg.”

The Weather Undermined.

I’d be happy to help you Milo, but there is one condition. I’d like you to tell Telegram and Twitter that you are an intellectual fraud. I’d like you to tell them that you are, and have been, a fraud, and that white supremacy is a superstition...Say it like you mean it...They can’t hear you in the back!

Pantsless Biden: “As far as I know I’m wearing pants right now!”

Can't wait to check that out!

Such a great scene! You may recognize William Hootkins who plays Major Eaton. He was X-Wing pilot Porkins (Red Six) in Star Wars and Detective Eckhardt in Tim Burton’s Batman.

Unclean balls have put the brakes on many a fast and fun evening.

Better get your fracks straight, Joe.

Try the upper decker, Steve. So refreshing.

He may have a point. Tony himself is evidence that we're de-evolving back towards primordial slime.

Rad, I’ve been meaning to check that out!

For safety MLB should inflate the outfield wall so that players are flung twenty feet back in the opposite direction, with accompanying sound effect.