Calm down Becky.

there there little bunny. rest now.

How charming, a gathering of the “clueless lucky sperm club” members disguised as a lightly fragranced seance. The ominous rumbling sound is several spirits rolling their eyes en masse.

I try to stay out of politics.

The measure the city is considering would send their own children to a school 25 blocks away. And since this is NYC, 25 blocks is a HELL of a longer ways away from home.

Sam Bee is the fucking best. Sorry I have nothing more insightful to add.

As a small business owner, I know how hard it is to run a business. But the only way you can is to self-care as you go — and also make sure your workers self-care, too (have the time and money to do so).

In this version the dancer galpal who hooks up with douchebro is not allowed to get an abortion. They force her to have an actual baby and that baby does end up being put in a corner because no one is ready to be a parent.

Jesus was known for keeping company with more than one outcast from society.

There is such a thing as Conservative Feminism. I enjoy it - I believe in old-fashioned values like politeness and making kids get jobs. I believe kids should be allowed to walk to school alone and attend camp with no cell phones. I want Sex Ed and Home Economics in every school, and more vocational training. The…

Public education has benefited me by allowing me to live in a society composed largely of people who’ve been given a basic education. No one has burned me or anyone I know alive for being a witch or sorcerer, or killed me to ensure a good harvest. When I’m sick, I can go and see a doctor instead of a shaman or priest.…

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

It’s nice that you feel that way but he doesn’t and he’s probably right.

If you can, get an IUD now before the price goes up and the American Taliban (anti-choice/anti-woman illiterate, misguided religious fanatics) outlaws them. You have eight days.

“Unless the ghost of Ben Franklin comes back, we’re fucked, right?”

In this situation, there is no check for at least 2 years when Dems can get a majority in one or both houses of congress. Hopefully, they will show a backbone then.

Someone please take one for the team.

The money, and their amassed wealth, doesn’t really concern me. I have no problem with other people being filthy rich, or with wealthy people dominating government. It’s how it’s always been, so I’m used to it by now. However, I do take issue with the industry these people represent, in the main. I’m tired of living…

MELANIA TRUMP IS THE ONLY PERSON ACTING LIKE BEING ON THE AUTISM SPECTRUM IS SHAMEFUL..

I’m sure if Abraham Lincoln were to come back to life and see what has become of the Republican party that at one point in time did great things for this country, he would actively seek out the nearest descendant of John Wilkes Booth and request another assassination.