I side-eyed that whole thing with Charlene Yi from the get-go, mostly because Amber Tamblyn is super, super not gonna put up with any of that shit, so there’s no way it’s anything other than a misunderstanding.

What’s the new disease Stacey can have? Diabetes is too 80s, maybe she’s fighting for a normal life with Celiacs.

You know that episode of South Park where everything Stan sees and listen to sounds like farts? That’s pretty much where I am, looking at this.

And I bet he thought he was totally in the clear. What kind of hubris, to stick around that area after everything he did.

It’s true, one must have lived the experience in order to review it. That’s why I’m really hoping to find that Infinity Stone before Avengers comes out, so my opinion can matter.

Nah, in this part of the country you just put your kid in front of the tv or get em a cheap ipad knockoff from Walmart and let the media raise ‘em. Unless there’s gay people, then you get upset.

She.. may have introduced someone to the healing power of beets?

I really feel like you can’t get further away from the positivity and pro-community spirit of Leslie Knope than ol Dana “they are our enemies” Loesch.

Franklin Graham is the worst.

Sweatpants are freaking hot, man, I would never work out in them unless I wanted to turn my netherbits into some sort of boggy Cajun-y nightmare full of ghosts and nutria.

I wish I was President because it seems like he has a ton of time to watch TV.

The new Joel McHale Show on Netflix totally scratches my Soup itch. I’m so glad it’s back, in pog form.

So glad she’s not being forced into being her husband’s +1 and getting credit for her own work. Props to Kumail too, because I saw one article that was “Kumail Nanjiani and his wife’s movie” and he totally took them to task on Twitter that she be named and given credit as a writer. Yay good people!

I always enjoyed regular fishing, when I was a kid I would tie flys for my dad like a boss. I never did actual fly fishing myself, but now I’m thinking of asking him to teach me. Gotta say, in this time of horribleness, the idea of going outside in the quiet and just “being” for a little while sounds amazing.

Another day, another something terrible. What I find even more depressing than how completely deplorable this man is, is that my dad will continue to support him. It won’t matter. And it continues to make me question how many people I know are secretly terrible.

I read this in the Times yesterday and my eyes rolled back into my head, but lo there was a voice on sanity in there:

My kid is only 1 so she doesn’t watch YouTube or anything yet, but I have been fascinated by this. Namely, who is making these? This is based off absolutely nothing, but these are actual animation- I wonder if there are a ton of people in Vietnam or Korea, the places where there are the animation farms that do so much…

This seems like one of those things that is only wanted because it’s advertised endlessly on Disney or Nick Jr. or whatever terrible tv kids watch. I am such a grump, I hate that stuff. My poor toddler is only getting a compendium of Prairie Home Companion for Christmas.

Yeah, but who will play Jason Alexander’s role of Edward’s toadie skeezy kind of rapey friend? And how will they get all those polo ponies into the theater? Asking the important questions here.

That particular shade of Fox blonde is about looking fuckable to men in their 70s because their virile heyday was in the early 80s when bottle blonde was all the rage. Pure speculation.