Truth, putting on makeup high is so much fun.

MTV Classic is the bees knees. They play blocks of 80s and 90s videos. If they would justdo that, play the original Beavis & Butthead, Daria, Just Say Julie, and Remote Control, they could tell millenials to go screw and leave it to olds like me who still have cable.

In 2000 I mounted a campaign to get Batdance on TRL, and that’s how my naive self learned that requests don’t actually matter, it’s all a pre-fab list of whatever “hit” songs are predestined to be hits by Business. This’ll be the same crap videos for the same crap songs that they play under Siesta Key ads and dramatic…

They should have named it Gravy.

I appreciate this sentiment and I’m afraid that the lack of copyediting is really detracting from the strength of your point. I say this in kindness :)

Oh that is just gonna drag down Jimmy Choo. You can’t have your bags in TJMaxx and try to sell yourself as a “real” luxury brand.

I have a Lululemon home, it was super expensive and the back wall is so thin you can see right through it.

I’m afraid in that big Celine Dion word salad people will scan and miss the phrase “dancing and curtseying and generally gesticulating sans abandon”.

I read this article yesterday and there was just enough subtle shade to back it off from being completely insufferable. I just hope they play Harry Belafonte.

At least it’s on network television so it will be super easy to avoid.

It seems kind of tone-deaf to talk about leaving to do “self-care” and maybe writing a book someday and all that when a lot of people are watching their jobs and livelihoods slip away.

I am genuinely excited about this, Sandi Toksvig is so wonderful on QI. I don’t have much value to add, I just wanted to find an excuse to use her phrase “Randy Scandis”.

If the move to TV gave her some contractual out to jump off that steaming pile of a franchise, more power to her, I cannot blame her for taking it. I only made it through 20 minutes of the second movie and that was on a plane. I opted to listen to engine noise and the guy next to me coughing instead.

How do you pronounce her name? Ivan.. Ivanna not buy her clothes, amirite?

No way they did anything that wasn’t completely calculated to benefit themselves.

Her “brand” isn’t even up to Roger Clinton’s level.

Campaign Contributions To Senators By The DeVos Family:

I liked episode 1 but I totally think they’re trying to make Archie into Pacey from Dawson’s Creek, what with the teacher banging.

This really seems like one of those “when you point a finger you’re pointing three back at yourself” kind of things.

Why has no one done any Casey Anthony things like this? Because she got off? It seems like it’s way more ripe for this kind of exploitation than Lewinsky.