I think his “childhood friend” has maybe had the hots for him forever and he totally ignored her. So her letter is a.) her getting out her anger that another girl—an UNCONSCIOUS girl—managed to get what she herself had always wanted, so of COURSE it’s that girl’s fault; and b.) I think she’s hoping he’ll see her as…

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

Logan’s dog requests political asylum.

Who’s a good boy? Logan’s doggie is a good boy!

The fact that she is on Facebook under her real name - that she is that smug - makes me want to puke. I have bail money set aside just so if I ever saw her and could confirm it was her, I could punch that ducklip right off her face.

So, after they got in trouble, why the fuck didn’t the frat bros go back and help with the cleanup???? (Or with other park tasks, if it was already finished?) Wouldn’t that have been only decent and logical?

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Detective Latoya - never forget.

People who like to prank are good. They’re letting you know up front that they value their amusement more than your autonomy and dignity as a person.

It’s so good! #LipstickIncident

That stung me the most. No accountability at all.

I was thinking about my baby doll dress and combat boots this very morning!

YES. Your baby will die because you ate a bowl of cereal. Did you really think there was a right way to be pregnant?! And that you were doing it? This is the internet. An obnoxious person (me) is always ready to tell you how to be pregnant in new and ever more obnoxious ways!

Kellogg’s now owes you $10,000 for this product mention. Nice!

Everyone at the Cannes Film Festival loves Amal, and no one at the Cannes Film Festival ever likes anything.

Hey! Stop with the generalizations!

As soon as I found out I was having a girl, I started wearing a pink bow in my pubic hair.

I mean, why not just release an actual sex tape if you want attention so bad? You could have been pioneers into the genre of musical porn. Now you’re just assholes.