However, if you’re boring breeder dad who works in sales (me), they fuckin’ rock the button down work shirts. And ladies, I’m taken. Happy hour at Applebee’s! Who’s with me?!

Keeping on not giving a shit. I think that’s key to happiness in life, with or without kids. My BIL and his wife are busy professionals with no kids and they are every bit as miserable and competitive - the competition is just different (cars, big ass trailers, fancy vacations!). My kids are 4 and nearly 7 and I am…

Plus it only shows part of the exercise routines they are forced to do and the actual wailing cravings that are normal- they only show the stuff that gets viewers in front of the screen. They skip over the parts where people are rushed to the hospital, stuck on IVs and still expected to hit the treadmill and more…

I was stuck in an airport for most of Sunday and devoured the latest New Yorker, including this story. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed it immensely, it’s a wonderfully written article full of all kinds of ethical questions. But I disagree with Jez’ assumption that Talese at any point thinks Foos’ “research” has any kind of…

Your taxes go to SO MANY objectionable things. That this, which is a 100% necessity, is the thing you choose to whine and cry about like a little girl is just insane.

Due in like a week (Ughhhh get out already) and I’ll be taking 7 weeks off (only paid by using 6 weeks of accrued sick time and a week of saved up personal days). Husband actually gets 3 weeks of paid paternity leave (which doesn’t come out of sick leave or vacation, it’s just free paid leave which is bonkers to me).…

I’m right on top of that Rose!!

Noooo don’t take BLOB away from us.

I didn’t need more of a reason to love Chris Hemsworth, so I’ll just add this to the list.

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

If you’re a huge asshole, then so am I. I was reading all the way through, thinking “Just get a second job at Taco Bell and pay your arrears.”

Some long-since-left-college old Bro just lost his job and was extremely shocked because ‘this is the way it’s always been done’

Let's just, like, any time someone wants to interview Caitlyn, they just go to the Wachowski sisters instead? Can we do that? For a better tomorrow?

I love her. Her show is both hilarious and painfully rage-inducing at the same time. Mr. Botticelli had to stop me from throwing the remote at the TV last week when she was talking to the human box of rocks supporting the Texas TRAP law and he was just so condescending to her even after he made it clear that he had NO…

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

Either we have Trump vs Hillary, where both will be on trial.

Oh fuck yeah, this is the group of moms I need. I swore off pregnancy boards before I was good and out of my first trimester. I’m due in early July. Whether it was the “OMG lunch meat!!!” or the “my doctor wants me to get a whooping cough shot but it’s not natural, what should I dooooo?” It makes me wanna scream. I…

Yup, I ate prosciutto, sushi and goat cheeses, drank a bit of champagne on two holiday occasions and indulged in beer here and there (wine tasted like rot while I was pregnant, but I craved beer like it was my own mother’s milk!!). My (medically trained and regulated in Ontario) midwife said so long as I wasn’t…

Oh yeah, nitrates. And the issues with listeria in the sandwich meats. FFS. My general rule of thumb is ‘unless it’s indicated somewhere it causes spontaneous miscarriage, and it’s something I’ve eaten many times and never gotten sick AND trust the food handling practices... nom it.’.