Nancy Drew was my jam! I had two best friends I would swap books with, one boy and one girl, and when they did the Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew crossovers we would all read together and it was the best.

My day will not get better than “come see our glory hole and eat my wings.”

But how are the chicken wings? He’s really raised my expectations, those wings better be amazing.

I hate the Subway smell SO much! If I’m even walking by one and the door open and I get a whiff I just get queasy. If there’s a hell and I go there, it won’t smell like sulfur, it’ll smell like whatever awful leavening voodoo that shit is.

This is the lady that argued that the world is flat or something, isn’t it? So, is she dreadfully stupid, or is she really bad about cynically moneygrabbing from a certain portion of society? Tricky tricky. I feel so bad for the surrogate (well, and of course the poor baby born into this shitshow). I imagine surrogacy…

Justin Guarini-level flop

Oh yeah, there was an episode of Full House where he shows up as DJ’s cousin or whatever and she and he used to be all best buds but he pals around with the boys and she pretends to be a tomboy because she feels left out. I don’t remember calculus but I remember that. X-|

Yeah, part of me knows that and I think I’m just in denial. This whole thing just seems like Bad Idea Jeans to me.

Man, I only get Facebook invites to my friends’ shitty bands, who are these people setting up fistfights? “Me in the park at 3 for ass whuppin- RSVP”. Bring punch and pie.

I feel like my disdain for Kirk Cameron has bled onto ol’ Candace, and I’m not proud of that, but that has upped my skepticism of this whole thing.

Ugh I'm jealous, I wanted those mugs and when I got there like 20 minutes after opening everything was gone. I made it out with a questionable romper that ended up looking really good on so I'm calling it a win, but I really wanted the mugs and the seashell bracelet.

I just want to know what an indirect aunt/uncle is.

Something about the one book they want being Cheerios is so weird to me. Seems like these parents would be more the Puffins type.

Brandyn, Maddyson, AbbyGail, AnnaBella, Issybella. Something with a silent q.

Aww that’s no good! I was plus size my whole life and especially since I was 18 at the time I was very aware and sensitive of people’s feelings. I always wanted to help women try things they would just assume they couldn't, or especially I loved just putting something together that made a girl feel sexy or just plain…

I worked at Lane Bryant during my summer college breaks, and was consistently one of the best sellers they had. People would come in looking for a shirt and I’d send em out with new wardrobes. It was hard as hell, though. Trying to put together anything resembling fashion at Lane Bryant feels like when Christina…

Tour Group sounds like a slasher movie waiting to happen. "or will they make it a permanent vacation?" means they all get killed, I just know it.

Kim and Kanye's personal photographer is second on my list of things I would never want to be, right under Paris Hilton's dog.

As long as "Desperate for Attention Mauve" is still available, she's fine.

Oh yeah, I don't think the trajectory is problematic really, it's just kind of an interesting thing to notice. It's all very mainstream commercial in a keep up with the Jones', this is what we do kind of way. Maybe because I'm American I have blinders on, I don't know if that same kind thing exists for other countries…