He'd probably win because we are just that fucking stupid and too many people would vote in the Geico lizard just because they recognize the commercials.

Jon Hamm can make an impression on me anytime he wants.

She's a real baby, I hear that if you break a cookie in half in front of her she thinks she has two cookies.

Since when are rapes only being accosted by a complete stranger with a weapon? I wish I had stats on that, that seems like it would be such a small freaking portion of actual rapes that it's baffling that's the normal view of it. Like the "stranger danger" paranoia of kids getting scooped up by total strangers,…

Is the whole cleanse thing an American notion? I'm just curious if this is a popular thing in other countries or if it somehow ties in with our whole restriction=good, enjoying things=bad celebrity worship thing.

Baker's Twine, how quaint! Pâtisserie wreathing yarn may be one hundred dollars a centimetre but it is fair-use and organic and really who can put a cost on something like that?

If it's based around Marti Noxon's life maybe they'll spend a few episodes where the main character totally runs Buffy off the rails. Sigh, sorry, old wounds run deep.

I feel like it would be so exhausting to do anything with the Knowles clan. Every moment having to be aware of your hat being at a just-so jaunty angle, staring off into the distance trying to appear deep and complex but, y'know, relatable. On my vacations I'm pretty much focused on whether wherever we're at has…

Is this the same nurse that didn't want to be called Ebola Nurse? Because this is a great way of making sure people still think of her as Ebola Nurse.

Seriously, and margarine makes Baby Jesus cry. I don't know why people still hold on to these completely outdated notions that low-fat-no-fat frankenfoods are "healthier".

I can't imagine going through life with my mom trying to steer everything I do and everyone being so far up my boo-boo that every corner of my life is shared. Only to marry and then have my husband fighting with my mom over who gets to steer my life. Oh my God, did I just feel sorry for Kim Kardashian?

She's gunning for a piece of that sweet "All I Want for Christmas is You" pie. She probably can't do the Macy's parade because they would film her right side at some point.

Plus it was loaded in the first place! WTF!

The density of stupid in this article is hard to comprehend. It's almost a singularity, collapsing into itself and forming one vast black hole of dumb threatening to swallow us all.

The commercial triggered all the memories! I wanted one of these but was never allowed to get one, I had to settle for putting all my tiny mongrel Pound Puppies into an Easter basket and walking them around my block.

What is the back of JLaw's hair? Is it cut upwards or does she have extensions put into an updo? She got her pixie after I got mine and I've been trying to grow out to a bob that length for what seems like fureeeever, how did she do it?

This entire experience is a windbreaker with Liberty University embroidered on it. It's so weird to see a religion sold out, it kind of breaks my brain.

Oh man, I only own that stupid DMB album with Crash Into Me on it because of this dumbnut guy I went to high school with.

Well, according to the article the previous winners of this honor include OMG and YOLO, so winning this means jack shit. OMG, I will still say I am a feminist and do feminist things, because YOLO.