To me any birth story makes my eyes glaze over and all I can think is "cool story, bro." I can't imagine how anyone would want to even talk about how they gave birth to anyone other than the most intimate of parties like your bff or mom or whatever.

Jesus Christ on a crutch people, are there no fucking adults anymore in this stupid country???

I'm only here for Salute Your Shorts. <3

Well thanks, terrible lady, for convincing me to give out full bars this year.

Ugh, yeah, I meant that more in the Southern "Bless Her Heart" kind of way, but yeah. She's made a lot of bad choices for those kids, I hope when they get away from her they are able to get healthy and have some decent lives of their own.

She's a large lady in rural bumfuck so she already had slim pickings, add onto that the tv show and it's only gonna be worse for her. Poor thing, Iyanla should fix her life.

When I was a size 22/24 I still rocked as much fashion as I could and I absolutely hated when someone said I was "brave" for wearing a dress or shorts or tank top or whatever the fuck.

The whole concept of "slimming" clothes feels so old fashioned, like VHS tapes or fat free sour cream.

We're gonna end up with an epidemic of Psychosomatic Ebola if everyone who is panicky and fatigued gets to Googling. This whole thing reminded me how much fun that iOS game Plague is, though, so that's something.

Wait, Kesha said her vagina is haunted?

Help me unload the car, ya ya

I feel like I would be so bothered if I had worked very hard to excel in women's sports and gain the notoriety level to be invited to an event like that only to come up against nude models dressed up as athletes. To say it's tone deaf on the part of the organizers is a massive understatement.

I wonder if this will affect ol' Tracy "don't lift more than 3 pounds" Anderson's empire.

I love DVF and have a bunch of dresses and a really sweet fit and flare skirt, but I just cannot pull off the wrap dress. I don't even understand the mechanics of the damn things and I try, I try...

I think I met you at the GDC Women's SIG a couple of years ago and remember hearing about your studies. I am really sorry your work is getting pulled into this mess. It's so baffling to me- I'm a female AAA game dev and have been thankfully insulated from this junk, the guys I know and work with that have in some…

This is all for new versions of books like Snookies or whatever, peddlers of this crap LOVE Youtube because it's quantifiable (Twitter, too). X has however many followers, ergo whatever percentage will buy our book = profit. They don't give two farts about what the book is or if it's "good", just that it's attached to…

I hate so much people taking selfies in museums. I was at the Met a couple of weeks ago and you couldn't take a step without bumping into someone trying to take a picture of themselves with a priceless work of art that they were ignoring in their quest to capture themselves with it. Maybe it makes me An Old, I don't…

I'm doing things backwards, my ring was 20k and our small wedding was 3k, so I'm gonna end up super-double-plus-married.

I loved Claudia's mismatched themed earrings. Like, a parrot and a palm tree! Oh, Claudia.

I would wager 95% of them were bought by people specifically to resell them, so they'll all pop up on eBay or some other such thing eventually at an insane markup. Scalpers ruin everything.