The fedora is strong with this one. M'lady.

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This right here is why I really hate the mentality that I need to give a reason for or "excuse" my abortion. It's my business, and they can fuck off why. If you try to justify it all it does is give them grist for their mill. Just like anything else medical, "nunya business" is enough.

But.. if he's presenting his own selfies himself then it's not about privacy, it's about exhibitionism. Can someone violate their own privacy? Erg, whatever, it's all stupid.

I was dragged kicking and screaming into Appalachia when I was 12, and already had a pronounced accent but absolutely hated everything about it and the way everyone sounded. We had a satellite dish and so I watched CBC and literally sat there repeating words, training myself to say "dahg" or "pehn" instead of "dawg"…

I don't know about the rest of you, but this is when I trade in my White boyfriends for something more taupe/burnt-umber-y.

For some reason USA Today seems like the perfect source for all your Olive Garden news.

I want this so hard. I never thought I'd ever try anything verging towards the sheer panels, but this is so gorgeous. I have four Tadashi Shojis and they are the most reliable, wearable gowns ever.

The name XVALA sounds like a Russian pop star. Y'know, there are probably some really interesting things that could be done, if you already had it in your head to appropriate the stolen images and make them into some comment about privacy. Like, covering them with plastic pixellated but everywhere except their…

Just the screenshots fill me with so much cringe. I can't handle the video, and I admit I sat through all of Swagger Wagon. I miss the days when people made this shit and family newsletters and that stuff and just sent it to, yknow, family.

I would kind of love this if there was no bustier and instead the skirt came up in a nice halter or something. Plus she had an updo, lovely earring, and was Charlize Theron.

Good on the Prostate Cancer Foundation. This just proves to me that I could never be mature enough to run a charity though, because I could not restrain myself from adding "and you're all a bunch of dicks" then run away giggling.

It's a rare form of sleep tweeting, one of those wacky Ambien side effects I'm sure.

My disappointment has been tempered by the knowledge that there are Showgirls gifs.

I hope the victim-blaming guys that are all "what do you expect when you take pictures like that" are understanding when their wives/girlfriends never take nudie pics for them ever again.

I wonder if it makes me totally jaded that my first reaction is that of course the "less-stereotypically-beautiful" features that come into fashion are always things that can easily be painted onto or made into an accessory by an already tall and lithe and stereotypically beautiful person. And then we all celebrate…

Same here. Cameron Diaz is my spirit animal.

Kudos to Ms. Jenner for resisting the urge to describe her ghostwriter's work as "The Xerox of Divergent When The Machine's Almost Out of Toner. Plus neon, or something."

I believe that's known as "striking while the iron is hot."