Wait, is that true that the shooting wasn't called in, the body was left there for hours and paramedics and stuff weren't called? I thought I was pretty informed on this but if that's true, yeesh.

I was in until they said no nudity. If I'm getting a free t-shirt, they're getting saggy boob, it's only fair. Seriously though, what a bs idea. It scares me it got that far before someone thought better of it.

Seriously. The past 24 hours has been resounding proof that people are assholes. I really hope something nice happens soon.

Ablow can Asuck it as far as I'm concerned. He needs to check the belt overhang in his glass house before casting any stones.

Maybe that's the female version of the 1970s "confirmed bachelor".

I have this wonderful daydream where Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are groovy lesbians and they move in together and start making organic honey and have a roadside stand where they sell their own eggs and artisanal iced coffee and at the end of the day they brush each others hair.

There is no happier place in the universe for Kimye than an elevator that's all mirrors.

I bet they all learn a little something about themselves, and love will bloom. And there will be no boobs, because movies don't have boobs anymore. Butts are the new boobs.

When I was a kid I was programmed by Rapture types and used to have nightmares about Jesus coming back in a gigantic coach that looked like Cinderella's carriage and everything being on fire and shit going crazy. Now I kinda root for it, not because I'm religious in the slightest anymore but because how crazy would it…

I wonder if these kids will grow up and once encountering the rest of the world will end up incredibly angry or instead double down on the Rapture thing. I can't imagine missing that much school for that, I was bitter enough about getting called out of high school Geometry when my friend corralled twenty people in the…

Afterwards he said "Come, my love, let us jump in my Ford Focus! We can get great gas mileage on the road to happiness!" And then they eat Doritos or something.

Please let someone out there have read Wigfield, because this is totally the kind of thing that would happen there.

I have no idea what this show is, but I'm now gonna Tivo it. Is this the thing where the Bear guy was bro-ing out with Zac Efron?

Remember in the late 80s-early 90s when everyone was lactose intolerant? Americans have a particular knack for feeling like we're special cases.

I don't think that's wrong at all. I just rewatched Catching Fire and I hadn't caught before just how critical she is to everything. Banks does such a good job of making her a real person and not a Capitol Caricature.

You are so boring, seriously.

This is the first show on E that wasn't The Soup that I've watched in a decade. The doctors aren't shady or smarmy and it's not at all what I expected. I am genuinely excited that there will be more. I also watch Dating Naked, though, so there's that.

I can't imagine a healthy functioning romantic relationship that doesn't at least include some fighting. If you never fight ever ever, then I think you aren't communicating how you really feel. My sister's exhusband up and left her and their two kids seemingly out of nowhere and she was amazed because they'd never…

I am still holding on to bitterness that the only time Batgirl has popped up in a movie was the god-awful Batman and Robin. Barbara Gordon is such an excellent character and the DC comic reboots have been really popular, I think it's Batgirl's time to shine.

Just reading the phrase "spanx jeans" makes me feel constrained. I imagine after wearing them for a full day though it makes that moment when you get home, take off your bra, and put on pajama pants the best damn moment ever.