Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

Three religious leaders from each of the Abrahamic faiths die at the same moment and rock up to the pearly gates. Peter waits and asks each to list their deeds that make them worthy of entrance to their paradise. So they list their deeds of charity, their great works for the good of their fellow men, how they adhered…

Did someone mention Kesler? OBLIGATORY:

The salty tears of Chicago fans’ unfathomable sadness is getting me through this preds induced work hangover.

I’m 99% sure you are correct

Why do you try to come on to Gawker sites and be rational? This was your first mistake, my friend.

They’re treated the same by politicians themselves. For example:

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Can’t see shit. Playing with a cage isn’t the worst thing in the world but christ playing without one is amazing. It’s like wearing a condom.

I totally understand. But that doesn’t mean I am going to lease my kid a new car. There are a lot of safe used cars that are affordable. I plan on a nice used 2wd single cab work truck. It’s going to suck. But it will be safe, it won’t fit a bunch of distracting passengers, it will be parked when it snows because…

I lived in Scottsdale for three years, and I was surprised to learn that there’s actually quite a few rinks in the Valley, and a pretty decent youth league in place. While it’s not what you’d see in Canada, the infrastructure is basically pretty good for a non-traditional hockey market.

This was my summation to someone in r/arizona yesterday about the saga:

Cardinals in West Valley? No problem! 10 games per year if you count pre-season, and almost always on weekends. Plenty of people make day-trips out of it between tail-gating, shopping, seeing a movie, etc. You’re not catching a game, you’re going to an event.

As a Hispanic who know Hispanics who voted for the rancid sack of pig vomit, it never ceased to amaze me. Their responses were usually, “I’m not an illegal alien, who cares?” But you have a swarthy complexion and your last name is Encarnacion. You think these asswipes can really tell the difference?!!!

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

“Jesus, all this guy does is watch anime.”