The god damn State of Jefferson... Those loons are itching for this.

I once played on a team sponsored by a bar called the Thirsty Isle. We were called the Thirsty Islanders, and we wanted our logo to be a drunk Mike Milbury (this was during his reign of terror as GM of the Islanders) wearing a CCM beer helmet. For some reason, it was nixed and I am still disappointed.

I just can’t wait for the Blackhawks to play there in their special Vegas uniforms

Olbermann’s story about that video:

I had a friend at work give me a throwback Gordie Howe jersey a few years ago. If it wasn’t gonna be over 100 degrees for the next 4 months here in Phoenix, I would wear it in his honor.

I say walk little Kelly Leak, if you like being compared to Vic Morrow.

Moths are way to fucking high on this list...disgusting, evil creatures of the night.

It is a competitive league. And it was the championship game. I figured that kid is gonna get walked a lot in his life. May as well start now.

As a guy playing D in my beer league, I have received that look before, and I still fuck it up about 50% of the time ;)

silently slow nodding...knowingly...gif

there’s a convo in that ramblin’. what is the perfect combination of adoption and age to maximize your youthful wild ways and also get the most out of golden years.

COUNTERPOINT: Teen Titans GO!, just get your kid on the bandwagon now. Its almost written for adults, its friggin amazing. Its the only cartoon I have actually enjoyed since being a kid. Friggin hilarious writing and characters. Sure its for a bit older kids but why not get the youngin on that stuff earlier anyway,…

I watched an episode of this show and was totally okay with it until the end until they count the doubloons (dubloons?).
Me: what are those?
Wife: Doubloons.
Me: From?
Wife: The adventure.
Me: Do they...like do anything?
Wife: No, they just collect them?
Me: Why?
Wife: They’re pirates.
Me: Do they ever like amass enough for…

It’s going to be very, very, big. Huge even. The biggest one. And you’ll love it and Florida will pay for it.

So I was out on a date with the gorgeous, French, Marc-Andre Fleury and we’re Carl Hagelin over a nice glass of Kevin Porter. Out of no where I have to take a massive Derrick Pouliot. I quickly rush off to the bathroom, thinking this cannot be happening right now, this is not Eric Fehr, I already took my Trevor Daley…

(Paraphrased)

I’m a Kings fan, so the Sharks are definitely hateable. It’s the Preds that are unhateable. No one in the league can find a reason to dislike them.

My buddy got the hint when i sent him pic back of my dog dropping a deuce.

I submit “Diamonds and Pearls” as a co-#1 for Prince. But I also submit crazypants Mariah Carey’s “We Belong Together,” Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide” and Bonnie Raitt’s “I Can’t Make You Love Me” as damn fine pop masterpieces.

It’s entirely possible that he could NOT legally pick up the check in that scenario. Rules governing lobbying government employees (yes, even troops) can be stupid and maybe, with the connections to his foundations, he’s been told by his team to not offer to pay. Although, if that were true he could just say so...