That is a very valid point. Anyone that goes, “hold up. We just levied super heavy fines, restrictions and a criminal record against someone on their first offence” is immediately labeled an enabler. Meanwhile, it has clearly turned into another case of revenue generating. Get caught once and in some jurisdictions you…

And there it is, the Three Shells Poop Comment! Let’s see, that’s the 10th comment in the first thread...and it was published 47 minutes after the article itself, sooo...

Oh no, not this debate again. You stand-up wipers probably insist that people take their shoes off when they come in your house, too.

Two rules man.

You’re looking at it the wrong way. I’m unsure if this is the popular theory, but my theory revolves around Pete Rose-type betting. If any other player was betting on themselves, they would be banished from the league immediately. But since it was MJ, concessions had to be made.

You’re missing three words. Michael Jordan got banned for gambling on basketball games.

My youngest still cant comprehend when Netflix cust out while driving away even after we’ve discussed it for 5 minutes prior to me throwing it in reverse. “My shows not working out!!” Neither is my life, get used to it.

My wife and I had been separated for, oh Jesus, I’m not sure how long. I had stayed back East while she took a job with some hotshot Japanese company in L.A. We decide we’re gonna give things one last chance before the divorce so I fly out there. Her company’s Christmas party is in progress when I arrive, so I head…

I have the worst of both worlds: I used to be an EMT so I have to administer all the kid’s medicines (as if the ability to put a bandage on someone’s cut and then drive fast to a shitty rural hospital somehow turned me into Chief of Emergency Surgery at Johns Hopkins today), but then my wife second-guesses me…

Pup, Phil and Sugar Cane are all partners in the same firm as the Texas law hawk.

“HEY MACKELMORE, SEE THIS DICK? WHOSE DICK IS THAT? THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S CARSON PALMER’S BIG SWINGIN’ DICK.”

haha i do not. we were out with friends on Inks Lake, just hanging out on the boat and swimming some. i strategically swam 25 yards away from everyone else and just let it rip. 9/10 highly recommend, especially if you were in distress like i was

I wanted to do a direct quote but it just wasn’t gonna work

GET HYPE, SON! #cleganebowl2016

You don’t know what their politics are on an individual level but dismissing a huge swath of the American population merely because you don’t agree with them on some of issues. But rest assured, they’re likely equally dismissive of your views. And this right here is the fundamental problem with politics in America.

We should just flood the internet with Vines of people flipping things in front of Rangers fans for the rest of the offseason.