“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

Right, the only reason there is hockey in Arizona is for the casual fan. I'm sure it was the casual fans who put up $32 million to elevate ASU Hockey to Division I (funny how with all of those "actual" fans neither California and their three NHL teams nor Florida with their two NHL teams have a single team in Division…

This snarky comment is one of the problems that is furthering the discontent between the police and public. On one hand, those who share your views call for officers not to act on stereotypes or any other biases, yet you've no problem throwing one out. What is happening is a line is being drawn by people like you and…

... Because sports are often about community. I'm a Kings fan, and dislike Anaheim, but I totally get this. When you climb the mountain and achieve the ultimate victory, it's cherished by your fans. Giguerre and Selanne did Anaheim good.

I wouldn't go that far. There's way more Kings fans than Ducks anyway.

I'm going to disagree with the (stated) premise of this article. I'm not particularly sure that this league is a cold orthodoxy where everyone is a drone with their personality surgically removed. I'm also going to say that you've crafted a strawman in your eagerness to defend Puig from admittedly stupid and/or…

Pretty sure you mean Nashville. Memphis is known for the blues and is one of the birthplaces of rock and roll.

Reporter: Hey Alex, just one last question- when you were out there, were you thinking about your recently deceased brother?

I would have unloaded a slap shot on his brittle, padless shins if I had the opportunity.

Right? How whipped ARE you poor bastids? I do most of our grocery shopping, late-nights at the 24-hour supermarket, iPod cranking, usually buzzed. And it's awesome, and my wife appreciates not having to shop. She in turn doesn't even think about Skylering my choices. Yes, we DO need another box of peanut butter…

The best part about hockey is triple-overtime playoff hockey. Bar none...discussion over. If they ever even think about introducing that abomination that is the shootout to playoff hockey I swear I will never watch another game in my life (uncrosses fingers behind my back) (kisses Maple Leafs crest on t-shirt and goes…

"I do about 98% of the grocery shopping for my family because my wife sucks at not spending our entire budget on miniature Gatorades and greek yogurt"

Second place I teleport to? In 'N' Out Burger.

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

Dunno who would make the best Batman, but Willie Bloomquist would make for one hell of a utility belt.

If your imagination can't handle it, I feel sorry for you. This, as a kid, was ANYTHING to me.

Don't get me wrong. I had other toys, but its hard to beat a stick in a pinch

And to think he only weighs a buck fifty, thirty six waist.

Tucker: Can I kick it?

While not adhering to the literal definition of Fantanking, I've adopted the approach of reveling in the misery that is the Vikings. After having my heart broken by them countless times in the last 15 years, this new approach will reward me more often than the conventional fan's approach.

nothing with a "weight class" is a sport.