Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

Dunno who would make the best Batman, but Willie Bloomquist would make for one hell of a utility belt.

If your imagination can't handle it, I feel sorry for you. This, as a kid, was ANYTHING to me.

Don't get me wrong. I had other toys, but its hard to beat a stick in a pinch

And to think he only weighs a buck fifty, thirty six waist.

Tucker: Can I kick it?

While not adhering to the literal definition of Fantanking, I've adopted the approach of reveling in the misery that is the Vikings. After having my heart broken by them countless times in the last 15 years, this new approach will reward me more often than the conventional fan's approach.

A team in the desert would be fine if they built the stadium...on the side of the desert where all the $$$ is.

Did this kid really ask for Justice?

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

nothing with a "weight class" is a sport.

Wow. You may, in fact, be the most humorless fucktard I've ever encountered on the internet.

So this is becoming a "thing" now? We all got along fine when the winning team didn't send a Dear John to the whole town of the losing team. Do you want the guy banging your ex-girlfriend to pen you a letter letting you know how much of a good guy you were, and that he can't wait to plow your current GF next October?

She tastes like vanilla. Your mom tastes like old ham, thirty dudes, and shame.

Hate to say it but the ESPN piece is brilliant. I'm a forty year-old Dodger fan who was in Vegas that night at the Mirage, standing on a chair (because the floor was packed) to watch the HR. It was only the 2nd time I ever cried for one of my team, and the only time it was for happiness. And yet there was so much…

Try to make it through this entire thing.

:pushes glasses up on nose: Actually, Wolverine's claws were bone, when he lost his adamantium in X-Men 25 he still had bone claws. Boy, is YOUR face red. :takes hit off asthma inhaler:

Celebrating would have been fine, but they were disrespectful in their celebration. Knowing that the Diamondbacks tradition is to celebrate this way and then doing it to rub it in their face is just plain disrespectful. I am by no means a Diamondbacks fan either, I just hate the Dodgers, and this make me hate them…