We should probably be looking at what black people should be doing to make Chip less racist.

This is totally Jerry Richardson if it happens to be an NFL owner.

Fuckin' brilliant.

Oooh, good one.

Real Estate Mogul, Former NBA Owner, Social Media Guru.

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

...And then I said to the barista, "God, did you hear about journalism?"

WHY IS FOOTBALL

[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

(George Bush named to Independent Investigation Committee)

I dunno about that last point. Remember that player who knocked his wife unconscious?

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

LOL

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Today 0-1

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

Blah, Blah, Blah...Jets suck....blah blah....Rex Ryan fat.....foot fetish....blah blah blah...Michael Vick

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

It appears the stupid crow was simply too Hard to Handle