If you’re alone, you’re probably screwed...otherwise you just have to worry about being faster than the slowest person there.

Well, if Hernandez was living in CO it would probably be much higher.

“Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made Him Hangry”.

Are they going to cover the costs of hiring a psychologist?

I don’t know about the whole dying thing, but you’d probably get stern letter from Wilford Brimley. 

I don’t know about the whole dying thing, but you’d probably get stern letter from Wilford Brimley. 

Surgar free Haribo gummy bears wouldn’t make your place of work interesting....they would make it a crime scene.

Surgar free Haribo gummy bears wouldn’t make your place of work interesting....they would make it a crime scene.

Wherever emus are?

“It’s not their fault, as I see it, however. I think the biggest failure is a culture that fosters competition over collaboration—argument over purposeful and respectful discussion.”

“Perhaps the greatest tragedy of the presidential campaign is that so many down-and-out people voted for Donald Trump with the idea he would help them.”

*Yawn

“Evidentally you’ve forgotten that Obama inherited those two wars and that he also responsibly drew down the number of troops over time.”

Are they any more fucked up in the head than the level headed progressives that would rather riot, destroy property, and assault people instead of have a civilized dialogue with people they don’t agree with?

Evidently you’ve forgotten that the entirety of Obama’s presidency was during wartime, or that Hillary Clinton actively pushed moving from a policy of supporting Qaddafi as a stabilizing force in the area, to supporting Libyan rebels during the Arab Spring in order to overthrow him. 

No they wouldn’t.

We should probably crucify them just for good measure. You know, just to make and example out of them.

Discharge? A reprimand or good dressing down by their CO would probably be better. Do know how many millions of dollars are spent training each of these guys?

Why, you offer up your opinion on things here, are opinions differing from yours not allowed here? 

“The ensuing explosion left little blobs of white chocolate in places you can’t even imagine!”

“I have two kids. Their dirty diapers didn’t look this bad”

I worked as a store manager as well years ago. The holidays were an infuriating time, because I had to literally beg my district manager for additional payroll hrs. Don’t get me started on the compliance/ sales performance metrics that miraculously changed right before any bonus calculations.