Some people are, indeed, very shitty.

His ego is as big as my booooobs!

Stupid sexy Founding Fathers!

Christ, what an asshole

The previous homeowner… the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.

Is banning Fight Club soap a form of fat-shaming? Down-voted!!

Wood?

And there was so much cocaine! Oh god the blow

Sometimes but usually golf courses.

This. So much this! You win the internets today! All the feels!

*presses red button* release the houndvotes!

I'll be in my bunk…

Hey I just emailed you and answered your Q's

Who gets puce? Follow up question, what is puce?

I would also like an answer to this question!!!

Nah it's only unbearable for about two weeks in January. The summers are hot and humid. May/June and Oct/Nov are my favorite months here but I live in the suburbs so whatever.

Parking a car their costs as much as the real Millennium Falcon, I can tell you that.

Wow, I didn't know we had many white women in their sixties commenting on here.

Wow, cod you have made a worse pun?

Poor, unfortunate souls.