Don't be such an Eeyore!

Maybe they'll get a tax credit for filming the show in canoes or something.

No one man should have all that liability

This is a terrible idea. I'm having nunavut.

My criminal defense attorneys beg to differ.

Counterpoint: Princess Beatrice

Under an airbrush

Being sued for being too beautiful? One sympathizes.

Nänu Nänu

Better than nøthing

I guess he wanted to be bought?

The law is working!!

In England, it's a crime to wear any undergarments other than loose-fitting, pale gray briefs.

Maybe by running for office.

Nothing like mass incarceration of minorities and miseducating high schoolers with lush, Springsteen-eque guitar chords in the background!

Wow that's amazing. How many people have a pulitzer and an academy award nom?

Is 'santorum' now synomous with taint?

Death of comedy might be an exaggeration. Maybe.

I think he's down to just a strained wheeze.

That may be true but the 20-year old Clinton sex jokes still haven't gone away.