A girl needs a rapper name.

Ejac-a-lit?

How Green was My Valley because it beat Citizen Kane? That's a heroic feat.

I concur.

Who cares? We have PWR BTTM now!

Worst Killers lyrics ever.

Well, now we know why you're so unhappy!

Please. The correct term is "Sean Spicers."

Oh shit whaddup

As far as regional American comfort food, you can do far better but you can also do waffle house.

Except they probably own more Cracker Barrel gift shop garden pinwheels than you.

In his illustrious 10,000 comment history, never before has Resident Smartass so deeply rejected the mores of upper-class mid-century America as he does here. The new direction is an ill-fitting suit, cut from the same cloth as far more luminary figures but with not an ounce of the self-assuredness readers have come…

And the number of Bannon's chiropractor.

That far?

I'd call it brunch but legally it has to have avocado in it.

Gross! I can't believe they'd stand for that in that town.

Hottest club in town

'round the corner
another fuckin' starbucks geez

Hal still gets slogged pretty bad there.

That's amazing. I had a friend's book get a bad review in the Atlantic and then some blogger ripped her book to pieces, blatantly stating that he had ONLY read the Atlantic article.