Did Trump just request a safe space?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Do you think the overwhelming number of people who voted for Trump (more than voted for Romney), especially white working class voters, voted for him because they considered his economic policy ideas, compared them to Clinton’s, and made a sober assessment of them and decided Trump’s would make them better off? Of…

Huh, given that you completed your masters thesis on this topic, you think you would know that the “disasters mentioned in this article” weren’t caused by standing sections. You also think you would reckon with the fact that many safe seating models do in fact give fans tickets to be in a specific place, that hooligan…

Just say it’s because he’s white. You know you want to

Be honest, it’s because he’s white. His brashness doesn’t offend you, but maybe Floyd does...

Between his military record and unqualified professional success Popovich is approximately infinite-times more qualified than trump to be President. His humanity is just a really fucking nice bonus.

I hate the Spurs, but Pop has good takes...

Thank you Ashley!

nah

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Woke up, ate breakfast, and went to fucking work like every other person that has to put food on the table every night. Life goes on.

He knows military time better than the generals.

That one must be from an Android phone. Like Trump would know military time.

First tweet under President Trump: “The first annual Purge will commence at 2100 hours.”

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.