I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

For me, no, because major-party candidates are the products of a system I believe should be done away with. (I’m in favor of the dissolution of the United States or a transition to a parliamentary system; no I don’t think either of these things will ever happen.)

The Indians blew a 3-1 lead in the World Series.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

Ah yes, Trump supporters committing fraud in order to combat the non-existent fraud they claim is already happening. How funny would it be if this year sees an all-time high for voter fraud, but all due to Republican voters?

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

Let me be the first to say it: Trade Durant. Right now. It was a mistake. It will never work. This is a failure. A complete and total failure.

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

Jeebus, I’m eatin’ lunch ovah here.

My SO was a trampire for Halloween a few years back, but the fake blood left red stains on his chin and chest. He also didn’t fully wash off the eyeliner or mascara, and someone had blown glitter on us (Oh, New Orleans). The next morning there was a break in a gas main on our block, my SO threw on a bathrobe and went…

My partner painted his face to see his favourite (...Viking...) metal band, and the red pain would not come off. I laughed at him for days as he had to serve customers in his retail job and act serious on skype in his freelance job, all with red stripes on his face.

I think it was inbetween. I’m sure Doe was under the influence of alcohol [but not pass-out/black-out/slurring/stumbling drunk] and/or weed and coke (they were partying, after all); I suspect she agreed to group sex, and the next day finally put the pieces together that Rose didn’t give a shit about her and basically…

The Portuguese aren’t white?

It literally was his idea.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.