Great moments in lying to yourself:

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

“more than half of us”

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

He’s already Optimus Dime!

GSP is never, ever going to step into a cage with Yoel Romero or Jacare Souza or Luke Rockhold. It’s not going to happen. Firas Zahabi would have a fucking aneurysm before he let GSP get in there with a 220-pound monster in his prime.

STICK TO ANCIENT HISTORY

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

I think you’ve got to rebuild. This year is obviously lost, so you’ve got to think about 2018. Curry isn’t fitting in with Durant. Might I suggest a straight up Curry for Carmelo Anthony trade in the offseason?

... and then getting hit over the head with the Korbel.

Replacing Durant with Barnes is like replacing Dom Perignon with a bottle of Korbel that’s been open for a week and a half.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

Your Amazon/MS comparison is incorrect and has been debunked before.

Indeed, the ‘everyone a contractor’ economy will only work when we have enough fundamental rights (particularly healthcare) to make such low paying/erratic work compatible with a decent standard of living. Otherwise it’s hello third world.

My (former) taxi company is a 70 year old, driver owned co-op. Are you employing that our business model wasn’t inherently more fair to our drivers?

Uber is a great concept being run into the ground by incompetent management. The autonomous car investment is a monumental waste of time and money, when every automaker is already investing int he tech. All Uber really needed to do was develop an app that could be loaded into any automaker’s infotainment system.…

Fucking good, Uber’s “I swear, I’m not a taxi service” Bullshit needs to stop. All these governments are just giving Uber a pass to completely ignore rules that everyone else has to follow is dumb. 

They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap...

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.