We used to raise rabbits (and chickens) for food on our little ‘70s hobby farm, and one time when I was about 5 I pulled a little hairless kit out of the fluff in its raised cage where it was nestled against the cool Northern California winter air to pet it, and it died in my hands of exposure. My father rightfully…

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Eat shit.

Fuck you

Thanks, Rohan. Same to you.

Get out

My mom owns me online constantly.

how do y’all leave out that Peter Daou:

Was a member of the Christian Lebanese Forces and most likely committed war crimes
Is the son of the woman upon whom the novel Fear of Flying is based on
Was in a band called “The Daou”

He is by far the weirdest of the Clinton surrogates

-100, no Michael Tracey

Most of their negotiating is done by men with CTE.

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Eric’s too busy being a gargantuan douche pony.

Why did she hit him? Who started it?

Not to get all Godwin-y but there was another guy who liked to do big rallies all the time.

This is fucking nuts, isn’t it? No president-elect has ever done anything like this.

I’m sure that’s all he wants to do — he’ll leave the Presidentin’ to High Inquisitor Pence.

Legit question ... Is he supposed to still be doing rallies? Because I am pretty sure that part is done now, no?

The fact that he knows “What have you got to lose?” is a “famous line” but does not understand that it is NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD POINT is an excellent microcosm of his entire brain.

1) So this reminds me that it might be a good time to elaborate on a little thing called game theor

ooh he said “SJW.” He is hip and knowing. I must consider this opinion carefully.