No, but it might be time to get a new roommate—someone who better matches your personality (or level of enthusiasm).

I’m so sorry. That’s heartbreaking all around.

We successfully kept white nationalists out of Murfreesboro today and I feel really fucking awesome about that!

I know it’s so sad! I have terminal cancer (at 36, lucky me) and had to go into a long term nursing facility this week because we can no longer meet my needs at home. My sister took my cat in and he’s so heartbroken in the pics she sends me. He was to wear the cone of shame because he pulls his fur out when he’s…

Love him or hate him, no one has done more with less biopic material than Channing Tatum. Who would have guessed that guy would put Damon-and-Affleck Damon and Affleck?

Hopefully, the Broadway version will employ a professional writer, thus excising about 50% of the use of the words “bro” and “dude” from the script.

They were going to Tahiti and ended up by JAPAN?!!?

No one is required to like Kathy Griffin’s brand of comedy, obviously, but the glee with which these two privileged-ass white men (and not to mention the “feminists” all over this here kinja) have danced on the demise of Griffin’s career stinks of gross misogyny. We are into defending anyone and everyone who gets…

He was a total douchebag with how he went about ending the marriage. She’s also said several times over the years that he still refuses to speak to her directly. They share custody of their kids and he won’t talk to her even in regards to the kids. Father of the year, that one.

Especially white underwear. And I don’t even wear body makeup.

I don’t know anything about Camille Grammer but anyone who was married to Kelsey deserves a nice payday.

He looks like he stuck his head in a hive of bees.

Lionel’s catchphrase should have been “Goodbye, Its not you were looking for.”

More like ‘Here comes the bad plastic surgery!’. Lionel, you don’t need to do that, you’re an amazing singer, no one cares what you look like. You’re sliding into Wildenstein territory.

Siblings are only great if you get along or agree that you aren’t really friends. I have one sister who is my best friend. I also have a sister who has seen me as competition since I was born. I feel like if I ever got more in the spotlight than her, this is something that she would totally do. But would constantly…

Actually, this is genius. Now, in four years they can buy it back in a firesale.

A discreet “I know” at the next gathering may dissuade future appearances of said chap.

Oh, so does this mean we can finally quit pretending that Terry Richardson hasn’t been gross as hell FOREVER? Also, his shitty photography has always been just as much garbage as he is as a human being, and I will never understand his popularity.

I don’t disapprove on the basis of age, specifically, it’s that I’m so fucking tired of the same old story. Like a year ago Ewan MacGregor was talking about how much he respects his wife and finds her endlessly fascinating. Alec Baldwin and Jeff Goldblum and their creepy fetishization of bendy women. 50 year-old men…

Important to note whenever discussing Kathy Griffin’s kerfuffle over that Perseus/Medea homage featuring That Asshole’s head: