Yeah I had trouble seeing the scandal angle here too. They dug each other and banged, grownups are allowed to do that (provided they’re not cheating on a SO). Maybe if Penn had continued to pursue some kind of journalism angle since, “watch out he’s had sex with at least one source” would be a somewhat scandalous…

Happy birthday! my best birthday gift was a miniature donkey. She was rescued from a cruelty case and my husband adopted her for me, and a few weeks later we adopted a boyfriend for her from the same sanctuary.

Had a startling (but minor) setback on the multimeter while trying to test high-amperage AC current:

Um, what revelation? I feel the need to know.

It’s my birthday!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY! My dad keeps asking me what I want for it, but I don’t really want anything. So - what’s the best gift you’ve either got or given?? I got bose wireless headphones last year that I am obsessed with. Best gift I’ve ever given was a really fancy traveling backgammon set to an at the…

I haven’t started yet, but my next project is going to be embroidering classic tattoo designs.

I think because he’s trying to block her documentary

I was kinda thinking along the same lines. It was all consensual, it doesn’t sound like she regretted it after the fact either. So what’s the big deal(in that specific aspect anyways).

I am a journalist and even before his “article” got published, he called it “experiential journalism” and everyone in my office dismissed him immediately. That is not a thing.

Sean Penn took Sean Penn to be a real journalist.

I would never admit to banging Sean Penn.

While I’m super glad she looks happy, I admit there is something about her makeup and hair that always gives me the impression that she’s not quite “with it”... or she doesn’t have a stylist. Or maybe she went out immediately after performing a show?

She’s admiting this because she is promoting her documentary about El Chapo on Netflix; and the only person who thinks Sean Penn does any actual journalism is Sean Penn, which is why this is bothering him, which, cool, fuck him, and his self-aggrandizing ass.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

My immediate family members said and did a whole lot of awful shit to me when I was a kid so much so we not exactly tight as adults. I don’t want to be.

Blake, it’s time to get a stylist. I know you think you know what’s what, but I’m telling you, it’s time to hire a professional. I mean, we all have teeth but I’m not about to do my own dental work, ya dig?

“I have never felt so insecure that I’d think beautiful actresses were the problem.”

And Martha Plimpton spit fire in response:

*sigh*