“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

I could not hate that book more.

Welp, there goes my ability to ever trust a car that’s had serious body work done to it.

Why... does your headline say “investor” ? What does she invest in exactly, her.... influences? Why does she carry around a 70D; for documenting her influence investments? Really pointless and uninformative interview here, Nick.

I know it’s the new buzzword, but I can’t even describe the eye roll it produces in me to hear someone describe him/herself as an “influencer”. I stopped reading the interview at that point.

olympic gymnast turned investing-themed-reality-star Shawn Johnson East

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

I can’t stand Nene Leakes. She’s only famous for being a living embodiment of the loud, ignorant, trifling-ass, wisecracking stereotype of black women that gets foisted on the rest of us and rewarded in Hollywood. I know that she has a huge fan base but so did the minstrels.

I think having me as an executive assistant has really opened his eyes (I’m gay, gender nonconforming, a feminist and outspoken about it all). (Example, he told me he was uncomfortable that Dr Who was a woman, and I told him that if aliens with two hearts that regenerate into entirely new people doesn’t phase him but…

I am so mad at myself. I was wheeling a cart out of the grocery store with a few items including a case of Miller Lite (don’t judge me) for a Cubs party. As I was heading towards my car, some old man entering the store stops, points at me and says “Going to get drunk and take care of your kids?” He wasn’t joking, he…

She truly should get some sort of medal for sparing us and all the resources that would have been wasted.  

Cynthia Nixon had signed on for a third helping of this turdfest while she’s deciding whether or not to run for governor of New York? I’d need to see the receipts on Cattrall being the only one not interested in this.

That’s the face of someone who’s had to deal with two people who hate each other using her as their vent about the other person.

Get me out of here, send help

Anyone who saw the execrable “Sex and the City 2" has to know Cattrall is doing the right thing (not just for herself but for her castmates as well).

So glad you shared these before I quit!

I don’t watch Suits but a few months ago I was talking to a co-worker about Scandal. And we were both saying how we don’t like it as much as we used to. Then I said but I still love her suits. And he thought I said I still love Suits and started talking about that show. It took me a minute to realize the confusion and…

Gonna take that a step farther. People who pull up to one of the 2 diesel/gas pumps to get gas when the rest of them are all gas onlyand vacant and the only other diesel/gas pump is occupied by someone else getting gas.

Piss off, it’s not in our nature. We are a monogamous species historically - that applies to ladies and us. You’re just weak-willed, but too cowardly to admit it.

jesus christ. just suck his dick already.