That’s the problem with you people in Nashville, always second fiddle to San Francisco.

I work on Wall Street. I’m surrounded by people who “love money,” and they all start out with the goal of making $50 million by the time they’re 30 and then retiring, but by the time they get to $50 million, that goalpoast has shifting to needing to have $500 million to retire, and then $5 billion, and it literally…

I’ve noticed this weird thing on Facebook lately where there will be some real-life tragedy or some “inspirational” human interest story, and all the commenters will be like, “This needs to be on Ellen” or “Ellen needs to see this” or “I just wrote to Ellen about this.” There’s such a thirst to be on her show, as if…

That prank shit on Ellen is rude and reveals something about her character. I also always picture a roomful of interns on her show obsessively checking the interwebs (12 hour shifts), trying to find the next cutest thing ever. She’s a cute stalker.

Ugh, Ellen, NO. When someone tells you they are afraid of something, it is cruel to subject them to it because YOU think it would be funny.

I couldn’t remember which was the correct spelling, so I Googled it because I was about to make a hilarious joke about how disagreement over how to correctly pronounce “Berenstein” was one of the things that led to my divorce and now I’m heading down a Berenstein vs. Berenstain rabbit hole that I can’t believe is real…

“Travolta (who in this shot looks like the father in the Berenstain Bears cosplaying as a human)“

Wow. You’re okay now, right?

He is a man.

The fact that they included Roger Ailes and not Dick Gregory is an insult to women, African Americans, civil rights, comedy, and the Gregory family.

I mean, are they deliberately hiring sexual predators? I feel like it’s a requirement for being any man on their payroll. And I don’t care if she was a conservative shill/Trump surrogate, nobody deserves this. I’m so afraid there will be otherwise level-headed people intimating that.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

This is a great topic I would like to investigate further.

Yeah, he is so logical that he doesn’t even need to use words properly.

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

And the “women are logical” game. :(

This is probably my biggest fear. Horrifying.

Because it is never the narcissists fault. It’s the other person, the situation, the booze, whatever. It is always something else.

Cause he’s a dumbass who can’t take responsibility for himself. Last special from him I saw, he was acting like his wife was crazy and always accusing him of cheating based on nothing. That’s some gaslighting shit.

Single parents in black communities are often women. I wonder why that is. Maybe the trash dudes that shook the spot and left their kids behind would have an answer.