If the music’s loud enough to physically rattle their apartment, maybe they have a valid complaint?

WOW. That’s Bella about 7 faces ago.

That nose is what she’s rebelling against now.

Wow, Bella Thorne’s real nose!

Is that before she “grew into her nose”, as we used to say about all the rich girls who needed “corrective surgery” for their “deviated septums”?

I always find my self wondering: how can the offspring of two conventionally attractive people look so... bland? He just seems to have the most “meh” face that’s possible from a combination of his parents’ DNA. It’s incredible.

I’m starting to do this weird name association thing in my brain whenever I see this chicks name

“Prime of my sexy”. Whenever you make a joke after admitting to something terrible, it’s not a good look. It makes it look like you don’t care.

I applaud the interviewers for staying with it — about midway through I probably would gone all Joe Pesci with a pen on him.

That fun little nugget was absolutely the most terrifying part for me...like this man thinks we’re all up in arms over $12/month insurance? Can we uh...please have $12/month insurance that appreciates over time?

This is all shorthand for “baby boomers are dying what the hell do we do now”

The brand is synonymous with boring mid-life crisis middle aged white guys. No way in hell that is ever going to attract a younger demographic.

Probably not helped by the fact that their dealerships are the most archaic, sleazy places I’ve ever shopped. Lots of condescending salesmen, nothing has a price tag, nobody will tell you the price of a bike until you start the finance process, trash talking other brands and even their own entry level products, etc.

I can’t wait for the MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING think pieces when Harley goes under for being...you know...terrible.

Living in Texas near-ish to Waco (Austin) this crap is on every TV in every waiting room, nail salon, or whatever, and I HATE IT. I hate their “he’s a bumbling doofus who fixes things and she’s a beautiful godly artist” shtick. I hate shiplap. I hate white kitchens. I hate purposefully distressed stuff. UGH.

i fucking hate this show. i hate his stupid fake antics. i hate how much time they devote to shit that has nothing to do with renovating houses. i hate how they pretend like waco is a decent place to live. ughhhhh. FUCK SHIPLAP.

I don’t understand why this fucking show is a big thing.

There is nothing more off-putting than someone crowing about their success—that they achieved by fucking up and not being especially talented.

So we’re invading the Congo in about ten years then? Have we noticed military research firms churning out more jungle gear lately instead of desert gear? We should keep an eye on that one.