i still don’t believe this is real

Everything about this is sad and weird and entirely bananas.

When I was put on depo, a friend of mine asked my mom if that meant I’d have to get my uterus vacuumed out once a year. My mom looked at her like she had spiders crawling out of her eyes and said “that is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever heard.”

See I HATED Barcelona, so this is all making sense to me now...

If I ever get pregnant, I am going into hiding.

Seriously, I welcome the suggestions. If everything on the registry is too expensive for me, I just try to get a gift card from the place hosting the registry or give cash. So many people already have their households established that they don’t usually need standard stuff like toasters and plates. When my…

well fucking done.

I should have known to run when husband’s grandfather insisted on bringing both his girlfriend AND her daughter to our wedding, which then caused husbands mother to throw a fit and say she wasn’t coming if the girlfriend came. Neither would talk to the other, and neither was willing to compromise.

He wouldn’t ask a man the same question. That’s the problem.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

Added to which, Sasha Grey and James Deen can’t act worth a fuck and are primarily cast in roles written around their porn personas.

Hahahaha - “porntractor.”

The complaint said he continued to yell at her, threw a bottle at her, pushed her and grabbed her by the neck so hard she was unable to speak.

Oh, lot’s of people will consider that fat simply because it’s not skinny. That’s our fucked up society.

my eyes.

Everything is not for everyone.

Peaking at 17 is a sad, sad fate.

She is a Kompletely Kardashain prediktable

Sure as fuck cant look 17 forever when she's getting hella plastic surgery to the face. Forever 37 is more like it.

I’m amazed by the number of people bagging on her here for this. She had a bad opinion, but, here’s the rub: it changed. How are we supposed to be working towards a more equal future if the people we want to talk over to our side can always be shat upon for their previous views?