Her constituents did that already.

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

I’m waiting for one that doubles as a Kegel’s dumbbell.

yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…

She’s just so unfeminine and rough.

Cake! All you have to do is say, “I identify as Rachel Dolezal,” and you’re Rachel Dolezal!

Fact: we are the most chill. I’m probably the LEAST chill of all the Episcopalians I know.

Um, EXCUSE ME??

Yo what’s wrong with being Episcopalian? I grew up in the south and it seemed (along with the Methodists) to be the most chill mainstream Christian denomination.

I'm going to start drawing my lips from my forehead to my nipples and no one can stop me.

I don’t know what’s sadder

I think it's really fucking brave, that's all I have to say.

I really need to read up on how they believe this is a thing. Considering the detailed understanding of how cancers cells occur.

Why is the magic trick for everything baking soda or lemon juice? Has anyone tried lemon juice for cancer? I hear it leaves your tumors all shiny and new.

One time when I was playing with the dolls that my grandmother would buy me in an attempt to make me a girly girl, I stripped the clothes off all of them except for one. I then arranged all of the naked dolls in a circle around the clothed doll, with their legs bent back and their arms up, clearly worshipping her. My…

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

I used to do the Butt Parade, as my mom called it. Every time she got a phone call, I'd take off all my clothes and march around the house waving my diaper in the air. What can I say? I like to keep things classy. Also, pants suck

I had a weird obsession with cannibalism. For my 4th grade enrichment class I built a large papier mâché island featuring a volcano, trees, caves, essential cooking pot and cannibal play figures. I wish I had a picture of that. Instead I offer the Mother's Day card I made that year. Mum still has it. I can't believe…