I think your trilby might be constricting blood-flow to your brain.

Except when they’re late.

You were raped.

Clandestine jihad is the latest intolerable Muslim activity.

It looks like a 2002 Buick LeSabre.

Is it a running shoe or a vacuum cleaner though?

Your own arguments make your thesis tenuous.

Better yet: Give Texas back to Mexico and see how they fare.

Ah, Kids in the Hall, how we’ve missed you.

I wonder what the top of his head looks like, looking down at it.

Which idiot are you in?

Nothing horrifying about this neat video, unless you’re an insect.

You’re an idiot who’s pulling “facts” out of his ass. China has more or less occupied the same territory for thousands of years. If they had expansionist goals, they could have overrun Eurasia at any time in the last 5,000 years (up until the mid-18th Century) with almost no resistance, and had the population to hold…

People, duh. At least, I think. They resemble people anyway.

Give it a few months.

There’s a reason why Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all Abrahamic religions.

You just don’t want to be rich badly enough. Even God has noticed your lack of ambition, otherwise you’d be dumping your friend’s body out of your wrecked Porsche and then disposing of his personal belongings in the woods right now.

Yes, but gay people are the devil’s familiars and must be blockaded from enjoying the same rights as righteous believers because there’s an ambiguous sentence in a bronze age book that we like that could be interpreted in many ways.

It’s a proven religious fact that women can derive all of their nutritional needs and a meaningful sense of self-worth by basking in the radiant warming glow of their betters.

God only strikes down atheists and leftists with the pox. Getting the sniffles is a warning that God has noticed your talk of equal rights and tolerance of gay people and women.